THE WAITER TEST.
When you went out of your way to be nice to the waiter on our first date, I knew I loved you.
When you went out of your way to be nice to the waiter on our first date, I knew I loved you.
I’ve cried twice in the past 5 years; once at the big brachiosaur reveal in ‘Jurassic Park’, and several times during ‘The Lion King’. I did not, however, cry at my Grandfather’s funeral, so don’t be alarmed if I don’t cry when you do.
Also, if you could just try not to cry in general that’d help; although I’m happy to hold you until you stop, it does seem like an unnatural thing for the body to do and, as such, freaks me out a bit.
Disney movies have taught us that fathers who miss their kids’ school performances or little league games because of ‘big meetings at work’ are assholes. In the real world, those fathers are working their asses off at jobs they hate because they love their families so much. Let’s keep that in mind.
Not being honest with our kids about Santa’s existence from the outset is not the same as maliciously lying to them. I’d rather bend the truth for a few years of festive fun.
It’s yours.
Let’s not.
Look - you don’t really wanna go, I REALLY don’t wanna go - let’s just stay in and play Mario Kart.
If you are being really quiet to draw attention to something, I probably won’t ask you what’s the matter. If I do, and you say “…nothing….”, I DEFINITELY won’t ask “…are you sure??”.
is basically ripped off of 80s power ballads. Except for ‘Yesterday, Today and Forever’ which is basically the song off the Bodyform advert…
I don’t know who that is. I also don’t know the difference between pre, post and a-millennials. It was nice outside and I was busy playing Aerobie.
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